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[ Crow's voicemail picks up: ]

Thanks for calling.
But please don't call me later.
Call me Crow.
...
pfffft-HAHHAA
Call me Crow!
Oh, that's gold!

*beep*

    1. Leave a message with your problems.
    2. Wait for reply from Concerned Crow *
    3. ???

    * Regard advice at own risk.